Captain's blog-log: yeah it's the first one

I got in my car today after work and i almost threw up. I know my car's messy and it's pretty much always been that way.... but i swear that that smell, which seems to be a combination of ass and god only knows what, was not there last summer. The worst part of this ordeal is, that with each passing day, it's getting worst, the smell that is,.... and at the same time, with each passing day the fear of where or from what that smell is emanating from is becoming more and more part of my reality. I can't give people lifts cuz honestly who wants to ride in the ass car? really?! I'm constantly thinking about cleaning it or maybe buying one of those air freshener jobs...but seems like alot of work to me.