Your period and you.

Gen: Do you ever get really horny right before your period?

Me: Yeah, a few days before and usually during i'm very hard to satisfy.

Gen: During? really? me not so much.

Me: Yeah, i mean... i'm horny but it doesn't mean i do anything about it.

Gen: Why not?

Me: Well, that's kinda gross no?

Gen: I suppose it depends what guy you're with... some guys don't mind that.

Me: Sure sure but i mind. The only way that shit would happen is if you put down a towel or something, and then well, that kinda takes the magic out of it know what i mean?

Gen: Totally. Ever notice that sometimes having sex will bring about your period?

Me: The truth? I have to say that i haven't noticed that, but i will say that back in the day when i'd get worried that i hadn't gotten my period yet, i used Chubby Chaser as a sort of human toothpick in a cake. You know, check the tip see if anything is happening...

Gen: Holy shit that's hilarious, you have to post that.


And there you have it.