So that's what a brain aneurysm feels like.

The downfall of Western Civilization rest comfortably in the hands of Vince McMahon. That motherfucker makes all human beings look bad. Chubby Chaser insisted we watch Raw yesterday to see who won the cage match, like i care. And surprise surprise the most annoying wrestler EVER won. I hate Edge. He's an asshole. I know it's a role he's playing and everything but he's apparently too good at playing the jerk off, cuz that's what he is. So John Cena basically wins the cage match and he's a bloody and gross and Edge decides to invoke his right to challenge anyone anytime, and so he becomes the WWE Champ, Whoop dee freakin' do. How do normal people celebrate? Well they have a Live Sex Celebration of course. Man that was the most graphic shit i think i've ever seen on a non-porn channel. Edge and Lita actually got undressed and got in bed in the ring. It was gross. I could actually feel my brain cells killing themselves, trying to escape the torture.