Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Getting to my car this morning should have been an Olympic event. The 20 foot driveway slide/hurdle. I'd at least get the bronze. My form was awesome. The way i held on to the car as to not fall under it, breathtaking.


Ok, i have a confession. I'm coming out of the dork closet and i don't care. I love Friends. Yes the Tv show. I just got the final season on dvd and watched it yesterday. Still laughed liked i'd never seen it before. The one where Phoebe changes her name to Princess Consuela Bananahammock and Mike changes his to Crap Bag, ah man, so funny. Plus Paul Rudd is so freakin' hot i can't stand it. That is all.