Tom Cruise is a dickless son of a bitch, and he's gay.

I want to see if Tom Cruise will sue me. I heard on the radio yesterday that he's suing the guys from South Park for trying to air the "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet" episode in the UK. Apparently it's ok if people here think he's gay, cuz the episode already aired here and in the US, but it's a big ass deal if people in England know he's gay. You know, if he really were gay, i think gay people everywhere would kick him out of the club. They'd be like "fuck you Tom Cruise you're too gay for the entire gay population of earth" You know how i know he's gay? Cuz he waxes his anus that's how. You fucking dick man, you left Nicole Kidman for Dawson's girlfriend? Yes you are gay. Actually saying that puts a bad connotation on being gay. And i've got nothing against gay people, it's just you... so i need a new word that properly expresses how i feel... take your pick Tom Cruise :abhorrence, abomination, acrimony, alienation, animosity, animus, antagonism, antipathy, aversion, bitterness, coldness, contempt, detestation, disapproval, disfavor, disgust, displeasure, distaste, enmity, envy, execration, grudge, hard feelings, hate, horror, hostility, ignominy, ill will, invidiousness, loathing, malevolence, malice, malignance, militancy, odium, pique, prejudice, rancor, repugnance, repulsion, revenge, revulsion, scorn, spite, spleen, venom

I don't really know why spleen is in there, but whatever, i think i made my point.