My car is turning me into a no underwear wearing ho.

Ok so my car's not exactly pimping me out but i feel used and dirty, so same difference.
I've had enough. Annie has officially reached her bullshit limit. Last month i decided to plan a vacation day for myself. The only available day left was yesterday so i took it. Tuesday night i go over to Chubby Chaser's, chill out a little, and when the time comes for me to go home, flat fucking tire. AGAIN! I've got two payments left on the shit mobile. Two. I am so pissed i'm seeing red. On top of that crap, when i went to call my roadside assistance service to come help me put on the spare, they tell me that i've used my 5 services for the year and that i'd have to wait for the new year to begin or pay for the service myself.

"So when does my service start again?" "hmmm.... looks like it starts over tomorrow." "tomorrow? are you shitting me?" " yeah... tomorrow, unfortunately i can't bypass the system, but you can call tonight at 12h01" "yeah that's great"

Can you believe that? fuck me.

So last night i took a shower over at Chubby Chaser's and did not notice the small drip of water falling on the floor, creeping towards my underwear. You know putting on a dirty pair of underwear is fucking bad enough, but having to put on a pair that's dirty and that has been wet and then air dried (due to CC's lack of dryer) is even fucking worst. And so, right now, unbeknownst to my co-workers, i am not wearing any underwear. fuck me again.