"She's like the Venus De Milo, she's beautiful but she's not all there."

The other day Chubby Chaser made me watch the Raw again (sigh)and although i did my best to read my comics and not pay attention, at one point Vince McMahon comes out and tells everyone that the only reason Sean Michaels beat him is because of divine intervention:

"The only reason you beat me Sean is because you had divine intervention, GOD was your tag-team partner. And tomorrow i want a re-match. That's right, that's you and God and me and the product of my semen."

I swear i almost died laughing.