Chubby Chaser : "Jesus, Annie, you've just crossed a bachelorhood line even I've never crossed"

me: "what? hey just because i think it makes sense to buy plastic cups...."

CC: "i think it's the plastic forks and knives that actually put you over that line"

me: "the day i start just licking the fake utensils and start putting them back in the drawer, then come talk to me, but until then it just makes good sense"