This morning I was driving on St-Patrick and an ambulance was coming towards me. A few seconds before passing me, it swerved slightly and jumped the curb. The paramedic driving started to laugh and had a look on his face like "Oups, my bad". At first i thought "fuck, whoever's in the back of that ambulance is having a real shit morning". But then it dawned on me, Fuck maybe they stole that ambulance, and how cool is that?!?! Man I'd love to drive an ambulance. On second thought, if I were to steal an emergency vehicle it would be a fire truck, that would be the shit. I'd drive around town wearing the hat and everything. I'd go see Chubby Chaser, who lives on the second floor, knock on his window and scare the crap out of him. I wonder how well guarded the fire station really is....