i am convinced that the world is coming to an end.
Why Annie? you all may ask and this is my reason why. Yesterday my dad says to me:
Dad : you see who was in the paper saturday?
Me : nope who?
Dad : Ralph P. (who happens to be my estranged uncle and estranged father to two of my cousins, oh and an alcoholic)
Me : Shit what the hell did he do? (thinking : robbery, arson, some shit like that)
Dad: Oh nothing, he's running for Mayor of Dorval.
me : WHAT? are you serious?
Dad: yep, his base of operations is in some bar, he called your aunt and said "i'm gonna be mayor, wanna get married again?"
People i couldn't make this shit up if someone paid me.
VOTE RALPH IN 2005 BITCHES!
Dad : you see who was in the paper saturday?
Me : nope who?
Dad : Ralph P. (who happens to be my estranged uncle and estranged father to two of my cousins, oh and an alcoholic)
Me : Shit what the hell did he do? (thinking : robbery, arson, some shit like that)
Dad: Oh nothing, he's running for Mayor of Dorval.
me : WHAT? are you serious?
Dad: yep, his base of operations is in some bar, he called your aunt and said "i'm gonna be mayor, wanna get married again?"
People i couldn't make this shit up if someone paid me.
VOTE RALPH IN 2005 BITCHES!
posted by Annie | 10:05 AM
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