I am so cuddle deprived it's getting ridiculous. Sure i miss sex, sex is good, sex is great, but lately it's not what i need. I need to snuggle god damn it. I woke up this morning in the ultimate fetal position. I had two pillows between my legs and holding on to another for dear life. It has become patheta-sad. It's now so bad that in my sleep i re-arrange my pillows to form Pseudo-man. That's his name. He actually has a name. Annie needs a cuddle partner, so if anyone is interested in the position please let me know, candidates will be screened for arm-pit smell, snoring, frequency of night-time urination and over all sleep demeanor.