Watch were you aim that thing!

Although i am aware that we do have a sweet transvestite frequenting our bathrooms, this is no explanation for the amount of pee that i constantly find in all the stalls in the bathroom. No one person could possibly be peing that much and unsuccessfully, even a pre-op transexual. It's just ridiculous. The logistics of how all this could be managed is mind boggling. At first i thought it's just splash back from when you flush, has to be, but i've worked here for 4 years now and everytime i flush i wait for it. I wait for the day that the flush is so powerful that it covers the seat with a shower of toilet water. It's never happened. Then i thought perhaps someone is so afraid of germs that they are hovering above the toilet and just hoping that the pee goes in, but to this i ask have we all forgotten about the use of toilet paper to cover said seat, in this situation? But again, this problem seems to be wide spread, i check all the stalls today and 8 out of 10 had some sort of liquid on the seat, that's just fucking weird.