Annie on Pornography

Ah the first weekend of December. International put up your tree and lights weekend. Or in my house National get yelled at by daddy day. So this year i decided i'd avoid all that and go over to Chubby Chaser's and set up my Christmas tree at his place. Why his place? cuz i've got no room in my apartment and i set it up there last year and never brought any of my shit home, that's why. A good time was had by all, the two of us that is. He read comics and i wrestled with the lights while watching A nightmare before Christmas (Christmas movie or Halloween movie, please discuss for we have not yet come to a conclusion). We rented Bewitched and Sky high, all in all i'd have to say it was a pretty girly weekend, and i thank CC for being the kind of guy who's very secure in his manhood as to not mind the cute-sie woot-sie shit once in a while.

Around midnight CC went to bed and i wasn't all that tired yet. As the snoring began in the other room, i figured i'd check out CC'c porn collection. So i popped in "Teen Pink #2". Pretty much your average porn. No story line at all in this one and I did fast forward past all the foot fucking, since Annie's not really into all that. Plus it was a little on the long side, you know : blowjob, pussy, ass, blowjob, repeat. The girls were ok looking and the guys weren't anything special... up until couple #3, holy crap!!! When he first appeared my first thought was "she is not gonna put that in her ass, i refuse to believe it", and then, she did and i decided i should probably turn off the porn for the night.

We all have our porn preferences. The industry is so freaking big that no matter what turns you on, chances are there's a tape out there with your perverted name on it. What turns Annie on when it comes to porn? Well the number one thing i like to see when watching porn is girls having fun. I say girls because as i was watching that video the other night, it occurred to me that i'd been watching these people fuck for 20 minutes, and i still haven't seen that guy's face, but i assume he was having a good time. But mostly it's the girl on girl girls that i want to see have a good time. I can't stand fake lesbian porn. I'm not a lesbian, Annie loves the cock, but when you're already putting yourself out there in porn, either try to look like you're enjoying it or just say no to bisexuality, it's not for you.

But my biggest porn pet peeve, and i'm sure it's gonna sound crazy and kinda stupid, is the use of condoms in porn. I cannot stand that shit. If click on to porn and see a guy with a rubber, i will not watch. I know everyone should use condoms, they're very important and all of that, and i do use them when sex happens, no matter how much the mood gets shot to shit. But i digress. Condoms in porn, in my opinion, just shouldn't be. For example, take your average porn that's on the movie network past 11h30 any weekday. The story is as follows: Tina Aereola is a wood nymph and she is enjoying wandering around the forest. She is beautiful and painted purple. She also has feathers in lieu of pubic hair. When along comes the hero of the story, the gladiator who happens to be in said wooded area. They see each other and it is lust at first sight. So in the midst of all this, the feathered crotch, the body paint, the woods, one of those two people has a condom. Fuck that man, if i were a wood nymph i would not carry a condom on me. And i wouldn't if i were a gladiator either.