My father thinks i'm 8.

I woke up this morning pretty early (9ish) and realized that everyone upstairs were already out and about. I gave my dad a call to see where he was at and when they'd be coming home. He tells me they're out shopping and that they'd just dropped off some gifts and had to go into town to get more. He then proceeded to warn me that i'm not allowed in their bedroom, and that i shouldn't go snooping upstairs. I am 26 years old people. If he wants to keep me out, he's gonna have to get goddamn pad lock. Besides, i checked all those bags and i saw nothing, nothing that was on my list.