Chubby Chaser confided in me yesterday that since he's been watching so much Friends lately, he's been feeling much more confidant about getting out there and meeting new people. He's putting himself out there, lookin' for the third nipples, the artificial legs and even bald chicks. CC is a pretty easy going guy and he always looks for the half full scenario, no one's entirely bad right? Well that's what he'd always told me, well before yesterday that is.

He went on a blind date yesterday. An apparently horrible blind date. A blind date that would not have gone better even if he had been blind himself. That bad.

He'd decided to meet up with Pina, yes Pina, for a cup of coffee and was not pleasantly surprised to see that everything she'd told him about herself was basically untrue. She was 5'2 not 5'6, she had a unibrow, a coldsoar, ass/back syndrome and according to CC this woman did not have a double chin, but some sort of chin holder that doubled as her neck i suppose.

We discussed all this for a few minutes and this was the end of our conversation:

me: you know i posted your quote on my blog.

CC: Which one? How i know i'm gay?

me: yeah.

CC: Well thank God I didn't bring her home cuz then it would be "You know how i know i'm gay? Cuz i just made out with a man." I think I need to start playing some porn loudly around here, you know, try to balance this shit out.