Just another victim

As I was walking towards the bathroom about 10 minutes ago, i heard my name said behind me, i turned and saw a friend of mine walking towards. "you lost weight Annie" "i really don't think so, but thanks" That's the second time in two days that people have told me (while looking at me from behind) that i've lost weight. Yesterday Chubby Chaser's mom called me skinny, now that shit has never happened before, no one's ever called me skinny, and to be honest it made me feel uncomfortable, "it's an optical Illusion!" i yelled back at her. Later on in the evening, as CC and I watched season 5 of the Trailer Park Boys i noticed that Randy was looking really fucking good, from the back, in the episode where he threatens to take his pants off if Ricky says anything bad about Mr.Lahey. And then it dawned on me. I have Pat "Randy Lahey" Roach gut syndrome. It's all good from the back, but take a sideways shot, and that's it, game over man!