Mel, Mel, Mel...what would Jesus say?

First off i'd like to say this : "It's hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking." Well, tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?"

There you have it. I really don't think i can elaborate more. It's 8am and it's 29 degrees WITHOUT the humidity.

Secondly, i caught the last few seconds of celebrity skanks on 94.7 hits fm this morning and heard that Mel Gibson was on The smoking gun.com. Well... could this mean that Mad Max lost it?? Mel Mel Mel. Would Jesus get caught driving drunk? i think not. You know he'd have Judas drive.