If you can't fuck your friends, then who can you fuck?
Power drinker: person with the ability to consume abnormally large amounts of alcohol in a predetermined amount of time.
Pot head: person that, after a prolonged period of time, has an abnormal tolerance for cannabis.
My picture should appear under both definitions in a dictionary near you.
I drank so much my liver is trying to secede from my body. Yesterday i thought I was shit-bleeding, but no, twas only after effects from clamato over consumption.
The drinking started on Friday night at Chubby Chaser's place, with a bottle of Rhum, spiced rhum that is. The drinking continued on over to Lance Goodthrust's place (for all the ladies wondering, it's a pseudonym) where the Rhum bottle was completely demolished. As I awoke i realized that it was almost noon, and i was still drunk. So i left Lance's place needing nap in the worst way cuz that motherfucker talks, no converses with himself in his sleep. As i got into my car i noticed that i had a message....
Chubby Chaser's message:
WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU FUCKERS CANT JUST LEAVE THE BOTTLE ALONE? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CHILL, DRINK CEASARS AND GRILL STEAK GOD DAMN IT! WERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? FUCKING KIDS! HAD TO FINISH THE RHUM DIDN'T YOU? FUCK!
And so, day 2 of the 2005 drink-a-thon was underway.
Now, the next hours are kind of a blur...
I know underwear-Lance made an appearance in the backyard, and danced a little jig. I know he then attempted to enter into various depanneurs/grocery stores around my house, a la "Spicoli". I know there was a great debate as to who was the old Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star-wars, and i know Lance lost 5$ to Chubby Chaser on that one. I know i showed my blog to these 2 fuckers for the first time... and then the knowledge of the Annie self-fuck tape was sent out into the universe. I know i got suckered into letting them watch it... and now i know that it don't take much for your bestfriends to want to have a 3some, as long as you have a tape of yourself masturbating.
And now everyone wants to see the Annie Fuck-tape. Dudes and chicks at work, everyone. I'm a fucking star people. I'm gonna start my own amateur web porn web site. Annie'sfuckfriends.com or perhaps buttplugpals.org.
New members will be pre-screened and measured.
Pot head: person that, after a prolonged period of time, has an abnormal tolerance for cannabis.
My picture should appear under both definitions in a dictionary near you.
I drank so much my liver is trying to secede from my body. Yesterday i thought I was shit-bleeding, but no, twas only after effects from clamato over consumption.
The drinking started on Friday night at Chubby Chaser's place, with a bottle of Rhum, spiced rhum that is. The drinking continued on over to Lance Goodthrust's place (for all the ladies wondering, it's a pseudonym) where the Rhum bottle was completely demolished. As I awoke i realized that it was almost noon, and i was still drunk. So i left Lance's place needing nap in the worst way cuz that motherfucker talks, no converses with himself in his sleep. As i got into my car i noticed that i had a message....
Chubby Chaser's message:
WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU FUCKERS CANT JUST LEAVE THE BOTTLE ALONE? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CHILL, DRINK CEASARS AND GRILL STEAK GOD DAMN IT! WERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? FUCKING KIDS! HAD TO FINISH THE RHUM DIDN'T YOU? FUCK!
And so, day 2 of the 2005 drink-a-thon was underway.
Now, the next hours are kind of a blur...
I know underwear-Lance made an appearance in the backyard, and danced a little jig. I know he then attempted to enter into various depanneurs/grocery stores around my house, a la "Spicoli". I know there was a great debate as to who was the old Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star-wars, and i know Lance lost 5$ to Chubby Chaser on that one. I know i showed my blog to these 2 fuckers for the first time... and then the knowledge of the Annie self-fuck tape was sent out into the universe. I know i got suckered into letting them watch it... and now i know that it don't take much for your bestfriends to want to have a 3some, as long as you have a tape of yourself masturbating.
And now everyone wants to see the Annie Fuck-tape. Dudes and chicks at work, everyone. I'm a fucking star people. I'm gonna start my own amateur web porn web site. Annie'sfuckfriends.com or perhaps buttplugpals.org.
New members will be pre-screened and measured.
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