Women, in general i think, look at our surroundings before we decided whether or not to sit on any given toilet. Today, at lunch, i failed to do so and paid the price. Since i work in a rather large building that must hold at least 5000 people, it's rare that you'll find yourself alone in the bathroom, but today i was. I sat down did my business and then realized that there was no toilet paper. "don't panic" i thought "someone has to come in soon". And they did. And so i asked whoever was in the stall next to me for some TP and they in turn told me that there was NO TOILET PAPER IN ALL THE STALLS! All ten of them, no TP. And then the woman next to me was gone. And no paper for Annie. As i sat there i thought, there has to be something i can use, SOMETHING!... looked in my pockets : 20$ bill, 5$ bill and a quarter. No kleenex no nothing. Couldn't use the 20$, cuz well it's 20$... i seriously considered the 5$ and then i figured, fuck it, I might as well try to waddle my ass over to the sanitary pad dispenser and use the quarter.