IRON MAIDEN IN 15 DAYS

Who's going to see Maiden?? ANNIE'S GOING TO SEE MAIDEN BABY!!! I will do my very best to try and sneak my camera phone in and take pics for you all.

Unwaranted news paper deliveries

So often in life we get what we don't want. Or we get want we want, just too late. Or get a percentage of what we want. Where was i going with this?

oh yeah, now i remember.

Every day for the last 2 weeks i've received La Presse. I've got nothing against La Presse, it's just that i never ordered it. But it keeps comin'. So i keep bringin' them to the french dude who sits next to me at work. He seems pretty happy about that... and i get to do the word jumble.

Chubby Chaser thinks i should advise them of this mistake... but you know what, who i am to interrupt this service? If the news paper gods have chosen me, who am i to tell them they made a mistake? No one, that's who.

Chubby Chaser : "Jesus, Annie, you've just crossed a bachelorhood line even I've never crossed"

me: "what? hey just because i think it makes sense to buy plastic cups...."

CC: "i think it's the plastic forks and knives that actually put you over that line"

me: "the day i start just licking the fake utensils and start putting them back in the drawer, then come talk to me, but until then it just makes good sense"

I hate you so much i hope it falls off.

Believe it or not this shit is almost over. It almost got the better of me for a minute there. No will to blog, no nothin'. But i can now see the light at the end of this shit covered tunel. It's small and you kinda have to squint and turn your head to the left, but god damn it it's there! I put would should be the last of the insurance papers in the mail today. I know i've stated previously that i did not like my insurance guy, and don't get me wrong i still don't, but i have to admit that, when push comes to shove...the fact that my car was stolen wasn't the worst thing in the world. Had i had to sell the shit-mobile, i might have gotten 200$....for my radio, and that's about it. This way Annie gets away with a little over 3 Gs. Like a bandit i tells ya!

Now comes the part i really wasn't looking foward too.
I wish the car fairy would just drop out of the sky and be all "hey, this what you're lookin' for?" "hells yeah" And that would be it, problem solved.
No such luck.

This shouldn't be happening anywhere, at anytime, to anyone.
Prayers go out to the students and families.

Annie's new addiction

I cannot get enough.
It's all i think about.
I go to bed thinking about it.
I wake up thinking about it.
At work, it's constantly on my mind.
If you try it, you'll be hooked too.
Be warned.

click here.

Annie's top 5 all time favorite movies

1) Superman Returns

Why? Because it's awesome that's why. But also because it's the first Sups movie i've been able to see in theaters, because the continuity was like none i'd ever seen and surpassed even my expectations, and because of Brandon's bulge (see Sept.11th's post).

2) Superman III

Why? Because Richard Pryor rips open his shirt to reveal...nothing. Because Clark has a picnic with Lana and that this Lana later becomes Martha on Smallville. Because Richard Pryor played the first computer thief (correct me if i'm wrong about that but i do believe he was the first) and because Sups makes Lana a diamond ring out of coal.

3) Mallrats

Rene: What are you doing? You promised me breakfast.
Brodie: Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

'nough said.

4) Almost Famous

The deleted Kyle Glass (Tenacious D) scene is classic, the soundtrack is the best ever, the fake band is awesome also and I too am a golden goddess.

5) Die Hard with a Vengeance

Ok, people are going to be all "what?" But i'm sorry but John McClain had plans! And of course :
Zeus: Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.
Zeus: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

liar liar

Chubby Chaser : "get a glove and get in the game!"

Me: what the hell is that?

CC: that was the official slogan for baseball for like 15 years...until they changed it.

Me: Really... i don't remember that...wait...are you bullshitting me again?

CC: well... yeah.

Me: Dude you've been doing that alot lately, making up useless and totally outdated information. What's up with that?

CC: It's for when we hang out with Marc or other younger people, i like to see how much i can fuck with them concerning the '80s and early '90s... after all it's not like they know any better.

Me: Yeah but i'm not younger then you by enough for that shit to work on me.

CC: I know... it's just hard to stop.

Where were you 5 years ago?

I had told my boss i needed to bring my boyfriend to the doctors office. Actually, i had a job interview at FedEx's call center. I got there at 7h30am and had one of the longest interviews i've ever had. Everything went great, they gave me a little tour of the call center. I left, got in my car, turned on the radio and was like "what the hell is going on? no music anywhere?" I got to work, still no idea what had happened, and everyone seemed to have lost theirs minds. Glued to the radio, trying to figure out what had happened. I left work, went home and watched TV like everyone else. I've never quite experienced anything like that. You're watching TV, so it doesn't really feel real if you know what i'm sayin'. It's like watching a Nicolas Cage/Mission Impossible/Tom Cruise movie... only the special effects aren't as good. That's actually something that went threw my mind "that's not real, there's no way"

This is awesome.

Annie's bumming pretty hard guys.

Already September 11th and this is the first post of the month. Ok so i'm a little late but whatever, i've been in the funk to end all funks. Last couple of weeks really have not been any fun. It's all "call the insurance guy" "fill out those papers" "return the broken cell phone" "don't put your finger in there" blah blah blah. Goddamn it i'm fed up.