Tonight we smoke 'em out.

Annie had herself a pretty eventful weekend. I spare ya'll the details and stick to the highlights.

Went to the RV again last friday, played some pool, sang some kareoke and met more of the regulars at the RV. First up, we'll call her lesbian bar fly, I was sitting at the bar waiting for Mase to come back from the bank and she comes up to me and starts hitting on me. Since this was my first lesbian bar encounter i didn't really know what to say when she came up to me and said "you're not here alone i hope?" "umm...nope...just waiting for a friend" then she just kinda talked about the weather until Mase came back. Perhaps if had he taken a little longer i could have scored a number. Popeye, a cool old guy, good pool player, maybe a little too friendly since i got a kiss on the neck and a pat on the ass when Mase introduced us, but hey what you gonna does right? As we're playing pool, lesbian bar fly comes and stands next to the table and chats it up with us for a bit "so, you're really tall, how tall are you?" "i'm like 5'10" now at this point i'm thinking my god, maybe i'm just really fucked up but is this woman is really coming on to me? Few hours later Chubby Roofer Regular comes towards us (the bathroom in the RV is right next to the pool table) with her hand down her ass. Mase and i look at each other thinking Ok... when she pulls her hand out of her ass and let's go of what appears to be enough sand to fill an hour glass. Mase looks at me and says "oh well she's a roofer so that's why she's got all that sand in her ass" Now no matter how much i tried to convince Mase that it probably was salt someone had just dropped down her pants, he held on to the thought of that girl working all day in the freaking cold, on a roof with sand in her ass and then coming to the RV and sitting there for hours with sand in her ass, eh let him think what he wants if it makes him happy.

Also bought Spun and That night in Toronto, a dvd of the Hip in concert, 13.99$ at best buy AWESOME FREAKING STEAL!!!! such a good buy i still can't get over myself.

For those who are still wondering....

Tapioca is basically a root starch derived from the cassava, or yuca plant. It's often used to thicken soups and sweeten the flavor of baked goods, and it makes a dandy pudding.
The cassava plant is native to South America and the West Indies, where its thick, fibrous roots are used in a variety of forms: bread flour, laundry starch, an alcoholic brew, and of course, tapioca pudding. As the Encyclopedia Britannica tells us, it was probably first harvested by the Mayans.

Budi Acid Jaya, a tapioca starch producer in Indonesia, uses processed cassava roots to make raw materials for crackers, toothpaste, paper, and textiles. Visit the site for an overview of the starch production process. It involves lots of heat and water.

We suggest you don't try making your own tapioca at home. Cassava roots have traces of cyanide in them! The ever-resourceful Mayans figured out how to extract this poison for their blow darts, leaving the uncontaminated roots free for eating.

My car is turning me into a no underwear wearing ho.

Ok so my car's not exactly pimping me out but i feel used and dirty, so same difference.
I've had enough. Annie has officially reached her bullshit limit. Last month i decided to plan a vacation day for myself. The only available day left was yesterday so i took it. Tuesday night i go over to Chubby Chaser's, chill out a little, and when the time comes for me to go home, flat fucking tire. AGAIN! I've got two payments left on the shit mobile. Two. I am so pissed i'm seeing red. On top of that crap, when i went to call my roadside assistance service to come help me put on the spare, they tell me that i've used my 5 services for the year and that i'd have to wait for the new year to begin or pay for the service myself.

"So when does my service start again?" "hmmm.... looks like it starts over tomorrow." "tomorrow? are you shitting me?" " yeah... tomorrow, unfortunately i can't bypass the system, but you can call tonight at 12h01" "yeah that's great"

Can you believe that? fuck me.

So last night i took a shower over at Chubby Chaser's and did not notice the small drip of water falling on the floor, creeping towards my underwear. You know putting on a dirty pair of underwear is fucking bad enough, but having to put on a pair that's dirty and that has been wet and then air dried (due to CC's lack of dryer) is even fucking worst. And so, right now, unbeknownst to my co-workers, i am not wearing any underwear. fuck me again.

This is what i've been seeing every morning since last Friday when crossing the Mercier bridge. Can you believe no one knows what to do about this?! Apparently they've decided to wait until the wind dies down to attempt to put the train back on track. I say fuck it. Cut your losses and chuck that shit in the St-Laurence. It's got to be cheaper than to attempt to straighten that out.

This Tuesday morning shout out goes out to Rick. That's right baby, no more chocolate. It's all about the Fraggles. neh.

This ain't Tahiti Bitch.

Hello all. Sorry it's been a while but Annie's been on quasi-vacation for the last week. See, where i work they sometimes give what they call TOW. Sounds sexual but unfortunately it isn't. TOW = time off without pay. Which means that when the call center isn't receiving enough calls they let some of us go home. Technically i guess that should be TOWP, but it doesn't sounds as good i guess.

So last Wednesday i was offered Thursday and Friday, so hell yeah i took it. We chilled out at Chubby Chaser's for a bit and then went over to the RV with Mase. That's the first time i think i'd ever been in there on a Wednesday... pretty much the same as any other day except no Kareoke. We played some pool (i got my ass handed to me like 11-1, fuck you Mase, that's right i'm bitter) and played some crib with Karen the regular and Johanne the barmaid. That was the shit, i had so much fun.

Around 2h00 in the am, during crib game #2 i believe, a few guys walk in with a totally wasted blond. So the guy's like behind me and orders something which makes Johanne look in her barman-how-to book. So i turn around and ask "what the fuck did you just order??" No response...ah he's french "Non, mais qu'est-ce que tu as commandé pour la faire chercher comme ca?" "Pina Coladas" So I turn back and look at Mase and say "this guy is ordering Pina Coladas. At 2am. At the RV. Does he not know where he is right now?"

LOEB COME BACK!!!!!!!

Loeb is gone and Smallville is suffering people. It's not like the show was brain surgery before he left but now it's just going down the crapper. Maybe that's a bit harsh. They have seemed to have kept the large picture that Loeb established before leaving the show. But man, not showing Chloe's mom's face? Just the back of her head?! How fucking cheap do they have to be? Come on!

Annie, just has one thing else to say about this. "Your secret is safe with me Kal-El"... When did Annie say that this wasn't Jor-El but Zod in Lionel's body? Back in October. Either they are really really predictable or i truly am psychic.

Happy Heart Day!

I think i've come up with a fool proof way to get on the radio. If you call the Dj "babe" or "baby" within the first 30 seconds of your call, he will put you on the radio. I've tested this with many many radio announcers and it works best with Pete Powers on the buzz in the morning. You call that guy baby and he's your radio bitch. I called again this morning and was one of his interesting people. And he didn't make fun of me, which is always a plus.

I didn't think it would upset him that much.

Couple weeks ago while in some DVD store (possibly Future shop or best buy) I came across a movie starring Paul Rudd called "the shape of things". It was in the 5.99 bin so i figured what the hell i'll take a chance. I've found myself paying a lot more then 5.99 for a movie i'd never seen and had gotten burned (if anyone has seen Pumpkin starring Christina Ricci you know what i mean, and yes i bought that piece of dog shit before seeing it first, you'd think that would have taught me a lesson, but oh no.) but i figured, i like Paul Rudd in Friends and in the Forty year old virgin, i'll take my chances.

I'll always give a movie a chance and i don't think i've ever turned a movie off in the middle, but i swear i almost did this time. It's really boring for i'd say 85% of the movie, typical chick flick ei: guy meets girl blah blah blah.... and then at the end it takes this turn that you just don't see coming at all, which doesn't make up for the fact that you've been bored out of your mind for 1h30, but makes up for the 5.99$ i spent.

Since the movie did take such an odd turn at the end, i brought it over to Chubby Chaser's place just in case he felt like loosing 1h30 of his life. Why would he do this? You must be asking yourself. Why would he watch The sisterhood of the traveling pants with my is probably a better question, but one that we'll answer another day. So I left the movie there sometime last week. Last night i gave him a call and I don't remember the last time i heard CC get so hot a bothered over a movie.

"this chick is fucking crazy. If she'd done that to me i would have payed some seedy character 600$ to have her killed, i'd decapitate her put her head on my bedroom dresser to be able to say "good night bitch" everynight. I can't believe this woman! Art? I think i'm gonna take a shit in the dvd box and send it to Rachel Weiss and write a note "this is what i think of your art"."

It went on like that for a good ten minutes.

What is tapioca anyway?

The world of comics is going crazy. Everytime i pick one up i say to myself It won't be that bad, it can't, oh but it is. I finally got caught up with all the titles i buy on a regular basis, i knew the DC Crisis was gonna be big and that lot's of things are going to be different... well here are some of the changes so far:

1. There are 2 Supermans, which wouldn't be so bad except that they're dangling the possibility of bringing back the leaps tall buildings in a single bound Superman, and he's just boring.
2. There are 2 Superboys, you know, i would have much rather they go into the fact that the current Superboy (Connor) is actually a clone of superman and Lex, they kinda jumped over that and brought in another superboy.
3. There are 2 Supergirls, for christ sake! is it just me or are they pushing it with the doubles here?
4. The Flash (Wally West) basically quit, time to be with his family.
5. The Flash (Jay Garrick) lost the speed force, so he's gone.
6. Wonder Woman killed a dude on tv, so her mission as peace ambassador failed. Themyscara, the Island where her sisters the amazons live, vanished for good.
7. Oliver Queen aka Green Arrow, fell onto 2 arrows, looks like he's dead.
8. Connor Queen, Oliver's son, had a building collapse on him, don't know if he's gonna make it.
9. Mia aka Speedy, Oliver's ward, seems to have been killed in that same building collapse.
10. Dick Grayson aka nightwing, is gay.
11. Colossus of the xmen, is gay and has a crush on Nightcrawler, eww.
12. Black Cat is bi-sexual.

And i have to add a little something concerning the BlackCat/Spiderman "The Evil that men do" I waited almost 3 years to read the end to this arc by Kevin Smith. Three years ago it seemed promissing. The story was that Spiderman and BlackCat were after Mr.Brownstone, who was a mutant capable of teleporting small amounts of liquid with his mind. This translated into a very successful career in the drug industry for Mr.Brownstone. Of course, he got greedy and started making people overdose. Not a bad little story, had alot of promise. Cut to 3 years later : BlackCat is in jail for the murder of Mr.Brownstone. Spiderman enrolls Daredevil to be her lawyer and later to attempt to break her out of jail...but oh no she's already been broken out by Mr Brownstone's little brother, who is, by the way, Mr.Brownstone's killer. Why did he kill his brother? Because apparently he had been the victim of countless years of incestuous rape. yeah, you read that correctly. Kevin Smith had to bring us a Bi-sexual rape victim and team her up with an incestuous rape survivor. Jesus.

To: Sheena

Re: the party in your pants.


In regards to the invitation i received yesterday to attend the party in your pants, I would like to RSVP yes. I hope you have a big trunk because i'm putting my bike in it. I was also wondering if you need me to bring anything to this party, ei: wine, some sort of dessert maybe some shaving cream? OOOH! was that too much? eh what the hell, you gotta be a little dirty sometimes.