Affleck is a superhero machine!

Although most people do think that Ben Affleck is somewhat of a tool, i don't think that. Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo. I'm really excited to go see his next film. It's the true story of Georges Reeve, yes that's right, Affleck is gonna be superman before Brendan Routh. I have nothing against Routh since i've never even heard him speak, but for some reason something inside me just went HA HA. I hope Affleck doesn't fuck this up.

I'm so happy i can hardly contain myself.

Best news ever people!!! Well best news for some people maybe not all...Well best news i've heard in a while anyway. After not being on the air for the last two years and having been replaced unsuccessfully by Joey, Friends is coming back for 4 one hour episodes. Oh man i'm happy. I'm such a dork but i don't care. I haven't been this happy about TV since i heard Family Guy was coming back.


On an unrelated subject, the story arc Infinite Crisis IS KICKING ASS!!! This story is so good it's freaking crazy. I'll post my thoughts once the entire run is over.

Tom Cruise is a dickless son of a bitch, and he's gay.

I want to see if Tom Cruise will sue me. I heard on the radio yesterday that he's suing the guys from South Park for trying to air the "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet" episode in the UK. Apparently it's ok if people here think he's gay, cuz the episode already aired here and in the US, but it's a big ass deal if people in England know he's gay. You know, if he really were gay, i think gay people everywhere would kick him out of the club. They'd be like "fuck you Tom Cruise you're too gay for the entire gay population of earth" You know how i know he's gay? Cuz he waxes his anus that's how. You fucking dick man, you left Nicole Kidman for Dawson's girlfriend? Yes you are gay. Actually saying that puts a bad connotation on being gay. And i've got nothing against gay people, it's just you... so i need a new word that properly expresses how i feel... take your pick Tom Cruise :abhorrence, abomination, acrimony, alienation, animosity, animus, antagonism, antipathy, aversion, bitterness, coldness, contempt, detestation, disapproval, disfavor, disgust, displeasure, distaste, enmity, envy, execration, grudge, hard feelings, hate, horror, hostility, ignominy, ill will, invidiousness, loathing, malevolence, malice, malignance, militancy, odium, pique, prejudice, rancor, repugnance, repulsion, revenge, revulsion, scorn, spite, spleen, venom

I don't really know why spleen is in there, but whatever, i think i made my point.

Your period and you.

Gen: Do you ever get really horny right before your period?

Me: Yeah, a few days before and usually during i'm very hard to satisfy.

Gen: During? really? me not so much.

Me: Yeah, i mean... i'm horny but it doesn't mean i do anything about it.

Gen: Why not?

Me: Well, that's kinda gross no?

Gen: I suppose it depends what guy you're with... some guys don't mind that.

Me: Sure sure but i mind. The only way that shit would happen is if you put down a towel or something, and then well, that kinda takes the magic out of it know what i mean?

Gen: Totally. Ever notice that sometimes having sex will bring about your period?

Me: The truth? I have to say that i haven't noticed that, but i will say that back in the day when i'd get worried that i hadn't gotten my period yet, i used Chubby Chaser as a sort of human toothpick in a cake. You know, check the tip see if anything is happening...

Gen: Holy shit that's hilarious, you have to post that.


And there you have it.

My Mojo's back!

I'm happy to announce that my dry spell is over. The last few months had been really sucky. Ever have one of those phases? Sex or pleasure of that kind is just the farthest thing from your mind. When you can't fall asleep, you don't even think "i'll rub one off and go straight to sleep". Nope, nothing. Barren, fridged, void of any feeling. Honestly i was starting to get a little worried there for a while.

Coincidentally, or not, i don't know, Trevor came home from Calgary on Saturday. He came over to Chubby Chaser's place, we played crib, had a few Ceasars, and it was ok. Although, i do have to say that he did come back crazier then when he left, if that's possible. Went to bed that night like any other night, but good goddamn man! the dream i had was crazy!!! Raunchiest dream ever.

I'm in what appears to be the apartment on Windsor St. in Ville St-Pierre. CC is there and so is another friend of mine, we'll call him Eric. So CC's really really drunk and Eric tells him he should just take a cab home. All of a sudden i'm outside the apartment building with CC, and the cops. I don't know if the cops took him away or what cuz the next thing i know i'm in what appears to be my childhood bedroom on Jacques-Lemaistre St. I know this because the carpet in that bedroom was rust red, and Eric and I are going at it like there was no tomorrow on a red carpet. Once we're done we get up and go to what seems like a combination of the living room on Jacques-Lemaistre and my bedroom on Georges-Baril. Eric kinda lies down on the ground and i get into bed with ...we'll call her Sindy, and then we go at it for a while. At first it was all awkward but after a bit i found the rhythm and we both seemed to enjoy ourselves. I then got up, was getting dressed when Eric sat up looked at Sindy and said "did you guys just do it?" "yeah" "hell that's hot". and then i woke up.

Man that was crazy. And i can't help but wonder if this has anything to do with Trevor coming home. Is he my mojo Wonder Twin? I don't know but i'm sure happy to have it back, the mojo i mean.

Bobby! Whitney! Say it ain't so!

I've been day dreaming quite a bit lately. I'll be watching tv, or reading or doing whatever and my mind'll just drift off. Maybe it's because i've been kinda bummed out, maybe it's because i'm starting to be really impatient for summer to come back, i don't know. It's always the same day dream too, or rather it's always the same memory i go back too. It's me and Chubby Chaser, back when we lived on Centrale St. In LaSalle. It was our first apartment and we really liked it there. During the summer, when CC would get home from work, we'd sit on the front balcony together, he'd have a beer i'd smoke a joint, and we'd talk about our day while listening to Tool. Lately i've been thinking about that a lot. So much that sometimes it's like i'm not remembering, but my body is... that might sound retarded but i can't explain it any other way.

300$ ?!? yeah... i guess that's right.

I've been in a funk since Paws died. Everything's been off, slightly tilted to the left if you know what i mean. And if you do get what i mean, good for you cuz i sure as hell don't. I've been really bummed out, don't wanna do nothing, go nowhere, just all around crap-tastic. I hadn't even been to the comic book store since the end of september. SEPTEMBER PEOPLE!!! I starting to think there is definitely something wrong with Annie.

Since i was starting to freak myself out i decided that enough was enough and I went to the store over the weekend, you know to check out the damage. 300$ is the damage folks. Seems my collection is now up too about 20 titles a month, give or take a few. I dropped a few bucks to try and bring that number down, but it is definitely the last time i let anything like that happen ever again. I think i'll be going again tonight...i really missed chillin' over there... i hope i stop being bummed out like this soon, it's costing me a fortune.

Goddamn it i can't sleep.

I haven't had a good night's sleep in about a week. That is, i haven't felt rested. Sure i know that's bound to happen coming back from vacation, and it doesn't help getting a phone call in the middle of the night (you know who you are) and the cat does seem over active lately and yes the grandmother upstairs does go to the bathroom quite a bit, but damn it, i wish i could just sleep threw all that shit. I'm taking medication to help me sleep and it seems as though the dose just isn't enough. Crap shit man, i just want a nap.

WARNING!!! Batman sequel spoilers!!!

I heard it onthe radio and wasn't sure at first if i was happy about this. Don't get me wrong i love Johnny Depp, I think he can anything, but the Joker? Sure why the hell not? I cannot wait to go to this movie, Christian Bale AND Johnny Depp, holy movie orgasm Batman!

Supergirl Translation

For those who want ot know what Supergirl says to Lex in issue #3 :


Yes, freed at last.

Lex.

You just made the biggest mistake of what's left of your life.

www.toothpastefordinner.com

A must visit site, i don't think i'd get one tattooed but then again i wouldn't put it past myself.

Me: i think i just got my third wind.

Genny: What? Are you talking about farting?

Me: Dude why is it that everytime you don't get what i'm talking about right away you assume i'm talking about farting?

So that's what a brain aneurysm feels like.

The downfall of Western Civilization rest comfortably in the hands of Vince McMahon. That motherfucker makes all human beings look bad. Chubby Chaser insisted we watch Raw yesterday to see who won the cage match, like i care. And surprise surprise the most annoying wrestler EVER won. I hate Edge. He's an asshole. I know it's a role he's playing and everything but he's apparently too good at playing the jerk off, cuz that's what he is. So John Cena basically wins the cage match and he's a bloody and gross and Edge decides to invoke his right to challenge anyone anytime, and so he becomes the WWE Champ, Whoop dee freakin' do. How do normal people celebrate? Well they have a Live Sex Celebration of course. Man that was the most graphic shit i think i've ever seen on a non-porn channel. Edge and Lita actually got undressed and got in bed in the ring. It was gross. I could actually feel my brain cells killing themselves, trying to escape the torture.

eww

Chubby Chaser recently picked up a Spiderman cartoon dvd, and I knew the voices of Spiderman and Harry Osborn seemed familiar. I had to stop watching once i realized that it's Ian Ziering, yes, Steve from Beverly Hills 90210, and Neil Patrick Harris, yes, Dougie Howser. 'nough said.

Chubby Chaser confided in me yesterday that since he's been watching so much Friends lately, he's been feeling much more confidant about getting out there and meeting new people. He's putting himself out there, lookin' for the third nipples, the artificial legs and even bald chicks. CC is a pretty easy going guy and he always looks for the half full scenario, no one's entirely bad right? Well that's what he'd always told me, well before yesterday that is.

He went on a blind date yesterday. An apparently horrible blind date. A blind date that would not have gone better even if he had been blind himself. That bad.

He'd decided to meet up with Pina, yes Pina, for a cup of coffee and was not pleasantly surprised to see that everything she'd told him about herself was basically untrue. She was 5'2 not 5'6, she had a unibrow, a coldsoar, ass/back syndrome and according to CC this woman did not have a double chin, but some sort of chin holder that doubled as her neck i suppose.

We discussed all this for a few minutes and this was the end of our conversation:

me: you know i posted your quote on my blog.

CC: Which one? How i know i'm gay?

me: yeah.

CC: Well thank God I didn't bring her home cuz then it would be "You know how i know i'm gay? Cuz i just made out with a man." I think I need to start playing some porn loudly around here, you know, try to balance this shit out.

Last minute thoughts on 2005

I guess my first thought would have to be that when Annie's on vacation she wont even look in the direction of a computer. 73 emails waiting for me at work, 52 on hotmail.

If Annie tells you she'll call you during her vacation, chances are she wont. It's not that she doesn't like you or doesn't want to spend time with you, it's just that staying in her underwear/pj's is more important to her then you are. Sorry, but hey that's life.

Annie watched a lot of TV during her vacation. All 10 seasons of Friends, Smallville season 4, season 2 of Scrubs, Quantum Leap season 1, The office season 1, 21 jumpstreet season 3... i'm sure there are more but that's what i remember right now. Although i probably could find something to write about for each Season of whatever show, but i've decided to concentrate on my thoughts for 21 jumpstreet.

First i think it's important to note when Johnny Depp started to look like a pirate. Contrary to popular belief this did not begin for his role in Pirates of the Caribbean, but in episode 2 season 3 of 21 Jumpstreet, entitled "slippin' into darkness", where he's undercover as a drug dealer/pirate. Which leads me to talk about the abundance of facial hair in season 3. We're talking beards, goatees, soul patches, the whole nine yards. All in all i think the season should be dubbed " Depp Vs. Grieco: 1988's the battle of the hair" I do have to say that my favorite stud muffin on this show is still Peter Deluise aka Doug Penhall. Sure he's got a mullet and he was sporting a beard at the beginning of this season, but i don't give a shit, he's hot stuff. And although i will be buying the rest of the seasons to see what becomes of Penhall, at this point i'm watching only for the hair.

My step mom makes shepherd's pie with regular corn nibblets, not cream corn. What the fuck is up with that? Seriously.

I picked up the first season of The Office and Steve Carell is rapidly becoming my new God. I picked up the 40 year old virgin recently and cannot get enough of this guy.

Last movie watched in 2005 : Aurore (which we watched with English subtitles for CC) Best subtitle fuck up : "Vous ne pensez pas que les Canadiens Francais merite d'avoir vos connaissance" (which basically means don't you think the french Canadians deserve to take advantage of your teachings) was translated "don't you think the simple people deserve to know of your teachings". wow.

I spent lots of time over at Chubby Chaser's place over the holidays. New years day, as i went to the bathroom, i brought along the different advertisements that came in all the dvd's i recently purchased, you know bathroom reading material. Looking threw the different adds i came across one for the Friends PS2 trivia game: the one with all the trivia. So i'm sitting there and yell to CC "dude, you think game zone is open today?" "why? are you going to buy the friends game" "it's scary how you know me really." But it was closed on New Years day so i figured the gods didn't want me picking it up. Cuz that's how i see everything really, not open? then god wills it. Still in stock? God's will goddamn it. So the next day CC getting ready to throw me out cuz i'd been there for like 4 days, he turns to me and asks "so... we going to game zone?" "no... i mean i don't really feel like playing alone and you're kicking me out" "well... if you're picking up the game i'll let you stay." And so i did. Which brings me to the quote of 2006 so far : "You know how i know i'm gay? Cuz the only noise comming from my apartment for the last 2 weeks has been the Friends theme song." - Chubby Chaser

First movie of 2006, at CC's request: Sleepless in Seattle. Basically confirms CC's quote i think.